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TIME BRINGS A LOT OF CHANGE,BUT ONE THING MORE BENEVER CHANGE, IT IS MY LOVE FRO ""YOU""

A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses- wife instead:
""I-m sorry he died last week."" she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
""I told you"" the wife replies, ""he died last week.""
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
""I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?""

""Coz . . "" he replied laughing, ""I just love hearing it. . . .""

De-Morgan--s Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever
loving,

Pythagoras

I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u. Hey! Don--t get excited,
I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

My nick name is fati I love one guy in my life. and I am gonna marry him. his name is ayaz. I love him sooo much I can--t tell u how much I love . And his nickname is sunny. sorry i don--t wanna tell u my name. and I am sure he love me too. And who want to love me . lol I am just joking I was his I am his and I will be his wife by

The sky without stars is
like sleep without dreams
like song without music
like rose without smell
like face without smile
like ME without U!
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Hearts could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
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